Or rather, you have. Welcome. And congratulations, I guess. I certainly hope so. Here, you will find anything and everything – from heavy thoughts to light entertainment. You’ll find some really bad puns, musings of the mind, reviews, recipes, recommendations, travelogs and outdoor activities, and whatever else I’m up to at the moment. There’s content in English and Deutsch. However, posts in one language have not been translated and probably never will be, so if you happen to be bilingual, consider yourself lucky. If not, there’s still plenty to enjoy and there are also some sketches and drawings you can look at. Everything published here is auf meinem Mist gewachsen, as the Germans like to say, and 100 % my work if not marked otherwise. If you wanna learn more about me, check out here. If you wanna see the latest posts I published, scroll down to the bottom, there is a list, and a picture of a (my) cat in a dishwasher. Feel free to leave a comment or to drop me a message, either here or on social media. And believe Urban Dictionary. Most of that is true. And now – enjoy! Love, J